Mukluk's Eulogy

NOTE: He survived. This was written as a just-in-case. And I, Raventail Blacktalon, the writer of this eulogy, apologize to him for writing this. But in the same turn this is the first eulogy I've ever written so to me, this was a milestone, as a writer. So I needed to save it somewhere. Here is nice. Yes, I like it here. But on with the eulogy for the man who didn't die yet.

"Alas, dear Mukluk, I knew him well.
"He was a good friend to us all. And we, Team ZORM, are writing/reading his eulogy. Because, really, who better to write this than the very ones that adored his angry screaming-at-video-games most?
"Watching - rather, listening to - him go was one of the hardest things we have ever witnessed. He sang the song beautifully, but alas, the magnificence of Journey kicked his ass. Or rather, his vocal chords.
"But we digress. We remember Mukluk for his love of all things that put up his gamerscore, and we will all miss how often he called everyone 'sir'.
He was a good man, a good friend, a good pod caster, and a ballsy singer. Seriously, man, Journey? At least he went out with a bang.
"We'll miss you, Mukluk, and we'll see ya on the flipped side."